So, we are back in school. It has been one of THOSE weeks ... good grief. I have had a lot of them this year. Only 17 more to go (but, whose counting?!) Anyways, this came across my desk this week (how perfect!) and if you have any children in your life you will appreciate this ...
You spend the first two years of your children's life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
Children seldom misquote you.
In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
But, here is some advice ... be nice to your children. They will choose your nursing home one day.
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